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OTHER THINGS
Animal Jam:
Indimarindi
My Chud Son Scratch Account:
Roblox account I only use to play with friends:
bluesky i never use:
AWESOME FREAKING TIKTOK:
HELLO WELCOME TO MY GOD DAMN WEB SITE
my name is YOLKERSON! yolk for shorts. i am SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. HE/HIM.
REAL PHOTO OF ME
i'm an aspiring quirky indie cartoon artist, and am currently making a slice of life cartoon about two kids who are weird bug things. Its called Star Box. check it the Freak out Maybe? Itis on the index menu. Go look. Get that out. Get it out,With your Eyes.
LITERALLY WHAT I AM ALWAYS DOING
i LOVE BUGS A LOT and especially love wasps! specifically of the family vespidae (which includes yellow jackets, hornets, and paper wasps for the NORMALS out there). my real world job aspiration is to be an entomologist specializing in the studying of their behaviors to make them more understandable to the public. i think a lot of good can be done by Bug Knowledge being more Common Knowledge, theyre a very important aspect of life that also exist everywhere no matter if you like them or not and its kind of Actually Insane what the average person believes is true about wasps
THIS IS REAL
i also enjoy the idea of knowing how to code! I'm an extreme beginner in webdev do not ask me for help with literally anything. just like, look up Html Basics and click on any web site and learn on the spot thats what i did
i got a majority of these bug graphics from internet archive's gifcities, its hard to track down the source for a lot of them... please let me know if you know the original creators so i can give proper credits!
Media's
INTERESTS
i wanted to explain why i liked each thing here but it kinda fucked up the layout so
CLICK HERE TO SEE WHY I LIKE THESE THINGS
- deltarune
- undertale
- adventure time
- gravity falls
- mspfa (aka homestuck conceptually but not when andrew hussie writes it)
- bugsnax
- bojack horseman
- hypnospace outlaw
- pokemon
- Zampanio (fun game! you should play it.)
- cucumber quest
- hfjone
- frog fractions
- look outside
- manyland... :(
- animal jam CLASSIC
- A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF THAT I PROBABLY ONLY LIKE NOW BECAUSE I LIKED IT AS A CHILD, INCLUDING:
- ninjago
- httyd (mainly the shows. not the third movie)
- wings of fire
Not Media's
INTERESTS
- BUGS!!! ENTOMOLOGY!!!
- internet mysteries that are actually just weird stuff. Not Minecraft Args or Guy who is a real life pedophile but like someone who uploads Google Maps of pizza shops that arent real some mundane weird thing like that
- internet archaeology (especially obscure fandom dramas from years ago)
- maximalist or weird 'shitty' graphic design in websites, stuff like yvette's bridal formal or lhohq... would of made this website like that but unfortunately i do want it to be Readable for the average person
- character design & colors
- video game obscure easter eggs/glitches and especially weird rng events *STARTS SALIVATING UNCONTROLLABLY*
- traffic cones and other street equipment especially when it is in my house
- 1998 furbies (I COLLECT THESE)
- wikipedia
- wikipedia drama
- wikipedia history
- history of some random thing that doesnt really matter too much but is mildly funny/interesting. i woudlnt be opposed to anyone dming me randomly to just talk about the niche history of like Waterpipes or whatever it would be funny to me.
- speculative biology & alien society worldbuilding
- cartoons
- writing the things i like down on a neocities website
RANDOM BULLSHIT
- im socially awkward as fuck but love it when people i dont know (OR DO KNOW) reach out to say something, If you wanna chat just shoot me a dm on discord!!!
- HOWEVER, i'm also cursed with some brain chemistry concoction of chemicals that make really mundane tasks hard to do. which is to say, i suck so bad at reaching out first........ i might also need extra reminding to participate in things i agreed to do. This is something i am working on, although a lot of stuff in my life needs to be put together first so a bit of extra help from others is always appreciated (although it is ultimately my own thing to work on & no hard feelings if you dont really wanna deal with my BrainShit)
- DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOURE INTO THAT ZIONISM/NAZI SHIT!!!!
- DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOUREINTO THAT LOLICON/PROSHIPPER SHIT!!!!! its funny to put this next to not wanting to talk to Real World Atrocity Supporters i know. but also i think theres probably more Internet Proshippers looking at Neocities Websites made by a Deltarune Fan than there are Internet Nazis who would even listen to a Do Not Interact boundary
- i havent been asked this before but i want to make sure people know. I am not the Yolkerson on ao3 who writes mettaton from undertale x reader smut although i do wish them the best in life because theyre the funniest internet doppleganger i've ever had. sadly i can not speak to the quality of their work since i am underage and have not read it but support ao3 yolkerson if you want mettaton sexually i Guess
CHECK OUT MY FRIENDS WEBSITES:
IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND/MUTUAL AND HAVE A WEBSITE LET ME FREAKING KNOW!!! you will be added.
OTHER COOL SITES (WIP):
