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Dr. G. Daniels

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Ardit Jones came to me today with a very peculiar device given to him; an electronic drive of unknown origin, containing specific metaphysical data that remains unknown to me.


We have made the decision that Jones will be inserting the device into his head. This is not my own project, therefor I will not be updating on this. Please go to his account @luneweb for more. He has already made a more in-depth post about this tale.


For extra clarifiction, his comment about me being a 'Hazard of peer pressure' was a biased, and possibly humorous, 'spin' on our conversation. I was simply encouraging the most beneficial option with the highest chance of discovery, as all availible weaker devices were unable to withstand the contents of the drive.

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LEP

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Wow stellar. Interesting.

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mu

@shortsplort

RIP ARDIT JONES. ALWAYS IN OUR HEARTS. AMEN

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@4YISMYL0V3

@shortsplort wait is this true?????

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@shortsplort

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Sprinkles McKenzie

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@shortsplort Haha!!! For those confused Murmp (shortsplort) is just joking!!!! Jones is fine :)

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Dr. G. Daniels

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@shortsplort Despite what your deluded 'brain' may tell you, polluting the well of knowledge is not humorous. Perhaps you should look elsewhere to practice your flimsy standup routine.

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mu

@shortsplort

@SKenzie HA HA! Im not im dead serious. Hes dead. RIP

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mu

@shortsplort

@DR_GDaniels yeahtotal Burn dude ardit joens is dead and yor not believing the truth. Unfortunate. RIP

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@4YISMYL0V3

@shortsplort Lol ik ur lying >:) willow and lep just checked up on him & hes fine.

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mu

@shortsplort

@4YISMYL0V3 Ardit Jones is DEAD adn i KILLED him with my SHOVEL

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wilow

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ardit die. yea

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LEP

@DR_LepOfical

Okay so guys Murmp is misinformation spreading. Willow and I just checked Ardit's house he's still on sleep mode.

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wilow

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ardit die. yea

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LEP

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@mothdinosaur999 You will be banned.

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wilow

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