Dr. G. Daniels

Ardit Jones came to me today with a very peculiar device given to him; an electronic drive of unknown origin, containing specific metaphysical data that remains unknown to me.

We have made the decision that Jones will be inserting the device into his head. This is not my own project, therefor I will not be updating on this. Please go to his account @luneweb for more. He has already made a more in-depth post about this tale.

For extra clarifiction, his comment about me being a 'Hazard of peer pressure' was a biased, and possibly humorous, 'spin' on our conversation. I was simply encouraging the most beneficial option with the highest chance of discovery, as all availible weaker devices were unable to withstand the contents of the drive.

Hello all.

Due to popular demand from a certain group, I have decided to host a 'Science fair' at my lab.

My assistant and I still require more time for preperation, but we will update you all once we have a set time for the event.

For now, please review the rules of the 'Science fair':

• No snacks or drinks.
• You are not permitted to eat other submissions until the end of the fair.
• Do not include any 'Explosives' in your project.
• Stay within the limited 'Science fair' Containment zone.
• You are required to go through the decontaiminators upon entering the building. It does not matter if you don't like doing it, you must.
• Do not pick at the walls.
• Do not use magic or other tricks within the lab.
• Leave the premises, with all your belongings, as soon as the event has concluded.

Thank you.

I am proud to announce my latest achievement, the R.P.T.V (Reality Pool Television). This has been something beyond my normal realm of expertise, so it was an interesting challenge to overcome.

My assistant @SKenzie and I have been working these previous few years to study and view the phenomena of 'Reality pools'.

We are finally finishing refining the result of these studies, a television-type device that can broadcast the insides of these pools.

Before now, 'Reality pools' were a mystery. Portals to worlds found to only be accessible from Starbox, that proved too hazardous to explore through any normal means.

However, as we have discovered, these 'Realities' exist as an unseen 'frequency' of sorts. The R.P.T.V is made to harness these signals, and display what they contain, not too disimilar to how your luneweb drive functions.

I do not want any of you in my house. Therefor, McKenzie and I will be making a portable version of the R.P.T.V for all to access from home.

Once this step is complete, I will make further posts instructing how to purchase one from me. Do not ask any more questions, thank you.