TRAFFIC CONE BEASTIARY

Date Obtained: 05/30/2023

Obtained by: My dad as a birthday present to me. Thanks

Birth place: Toronto

Cleanness: Dull but not Dirty

Weariability: 7/10, i can put it on my head but it makes me cough a lot when i take it off and i think i inhale chemicals i am not supposed to inhale from it

Dangeriousity: i was worried it was making me Mentally Unwell for a bit but i think its all good now

Personality: absolute gamer. he sits in his gaming cave all day (the sweet juicy & easy peel orange cart i put in my room)

Favorite food: Sweet juicy & easy peel oranges

Political Stance: Leafy viewer

Breed: Torontonian Flat head (Planus toronto)

Accessory: 3d Glasses and Headphones

Date Obtained: 07/14/2023

Obtained by: my dad again, someone left this outside of our house. Bad idea

Birth place: Toronto

Cleanness: pretty dirty, its stripe is all torn and theres an Iconic Dirt Splotch on its side

Weariability: same as geebus but one lower; 5 insides are a LOT more dirty. as i'm typing this i still feel naueseous from trying to wear him

Dangeriousity: Completely Normal and Kind. As long as i dont wear him

Personality: Loves to watch youtube shorts on his ipad. Huge Shorter. Also geebus's little brother

Favorite food: dust

Political Stance: Poppy Playtime

Breed: Torontonian Fancy Powerline marker (Powpowlinus toronto)

Accessory: Garfield Angel Plush

Date Obtained: 10/15/2023

Obtained by: Me, when i found her she was deflated and sad... i saved her life.. #Heartwarming

Birth place: Montreal

Cleanness: Fairly clean, it has a few stains and spots though

Weariability: 0, no hole to put my head in

Dangeriousity: Nice but can be mean at times

Personality: Nice but can be mean at times + french

Favorite food: gummy vitamins

Political Stance: French Patriot

Breed: Montrealian Cloth Coat (Clooeth frenchent)

Date Obtained: 11/26/2023

Obtained by: Me

Birth place: Toronto

Cleanness: REALLY REALLY CLEAN. She Reflects

Weariability: 4 really strong smell of smoke

Dangeriousity: she edmitted a very strong chemical smell at first to the point where i had to put her outside my room to sleep but now we're good

Personality: Wants to kill me

Favorite food: Microplastics

Political Stance: Capitalist

Breed: Fancy Torontonian Flat head (Planus tirinto)